Nang sumali si Inday sa Deal or No Deal…
Kris: Magandang gabi mga kapamilya, sa gameshow na ito importante ang sagot sa nag-iisang katanungang Deal or no Deal. Ang ating player ngayong gabi ay walang iba kundi ang fastest-rising household services manager na si Inday!
[umentra si Inday at nagpalakpakan ang mga tao]
Kris: Ok Inday, choose a [...]

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Fendi handbag
Balenciaga sandals
Manolo Blahnik high heels
Chanel fur coat
Ipod video 80 gig
Motorola RAZR Dolce & Gabbana edition
Sony Bravia flat screen plasma TV
Technomarine diamond wristwatch
Louis Vuitton travel bag
OBAGI system skincare line
SHISEIDO cosmetics
2 weeks off: all expense paid trip to BAHAMAS!

-Wish list ni Inday for Christmas! Nakadikit sa refrigerator ng amo nya… Shala naman ni Inday! Lupet!
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What’s in the number ‘7′?
Why is it God’s perfect number?
When in fact ,7 is an odd number!
Just think..
There are 7 days in a week,7 wonders of the world..
In the bible you must forgive a person 70 times 7…
Even the word FORGIVE has 7 letters…
The rainbow has 7 colors and the word RAINBOW has 7 letters..
even the [...]

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One day…
Katrina Halili went to check out the list of Sexiest Women in the Philippines FHM, and of course to see If she still crowns the #1 rank.
She saw the magazine & read it.
 Only to find out….
After reading it…
tinapon nya ang magazine sabay sigaw……….
^/,>&@! sino si Inday?!!
***echuserang Inday to!****charing lang yan! hehe
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“For once…I wanna be the one the makes the player fall, i wanna be the one who made the player change and give the player’s all.
For once… I wanna be the lady who got the player quit the game, forget about the play, retire the jersey and draw hearts around my name.”
-Inday kausap si Chris Tiu
*ambisyosa [...]

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Isinama si Inday ng kanyang among babae sa isang hotel.
(baka mapalaban ng Ingles ang amo kaya maganda na rin na kasama nya si Inday).
Pumasok sila sa elevator…
Kuya Lift Operator: Good morning ladies! (todo smile si Kuya!)
Nagkatitigan si Kuya Operator at si Inday.
Inday smiled back.
Kuya Lift Operator: I like your smile…
Nag-blush si Inday, halatang kinilig! [...]

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Isang araw may Korean sa mansion.
Korean: Anyong haseo, Korean konsamida!
Translator: Sya daw po ay isang Korean!
Amo: Ahh okay pakuha ka ng juice kay Inday.
Inday: Sir, here is the juice, it is my pleasure to give you the juice. (smiles)
Amo: Oh Inday! wag kang pa-English English! Di ka nyan maiintindihan! (laughs)
Inday: Anyong haseo. Inday konsamida, oppa [...]

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Menikanikow ni Monico eng mekina neng menikew ni Monica…
Peskow, peksew…
Booteke…Betooka….
Whew! I can’t master Filipino tongue twisters!
-Si Inday talaga!
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Ya’ll chill if ya don wanme ta call tha f*c%!? cops! Ya see (snaps) It’s awah terf ya’ll are on, so mess with me and I’ll kick yo hairy asses home!
Ya’ll go that?! Now get the f%8@! out of ma face! (slams the gate)
- Banat ni Inday nung sinugod ng crisps ang alaga nyang si [...]

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Nung Bata pa si Inday….
Nanay: Day, bakit ba ang tigas tigas ng ulo mo?!
Inday: Inay, intransigence is just normal for us juveniles…
Nanay: Day, anong nakain mo? Im perturbed by your words!
Inday: Nay…wala naman gantihan.
-Si Inday may pinagmanahan pala! haha :) 
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“Ipomea aquatica has become the constant ingredient to this Filipino cuisine which is very helpful in the digestion during the peristaltic process of the food we intake. Due to the continuous rains and floods, the harvest of the said vegetable has lessen the production in the market.”
-Sagot ni Inday sa amo nya kung bakit walang [...]

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Donya: Alam mo Inday, bakit di ka nalang mag-call center? Pa-Ingles Ingles ka naman?
Inday: I don’t think that I’d want to have easy money for I know that choosing such employment is already limiting myself from experiencing enthusiastic ways of expressing what I feel by means of what I do, thus imprisoning myself with an [...]

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Sad animal facts:
1. Ants never sleep.
2. Pigs can’t raise their heads to look at the sky.
3. Butterflies only live for seven days…
See? you have three more reasons to be thankful today being something always has its ups and downs… just remember, while you’re complaining about your situation, someone could be wishing he/she were in your [...]

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(Pacquiao calling)
Inday: Gunaydin! (good morning in Turkish)
Pacquiao: hilow! Is Mr. Montinigru over der? I want just know if can he be there here to catch me in the ring for the fight bilt? I can be winning. I am not to be you in the loose.
Inday: Ha? (nosebleed)
-hahahaha! na-knock out sa English ni Manny! Sa [...]

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Hey Guys! I’m leaving soon! I’m having my despedida party on Saturday, 20th of October, 2007 at the Hip Hop VIP Lounge Embassy. I just invited few friends so your presence will be greatly appreciated. I’ll be at the VIP lounge by 6pm. I’m really looking forward to see you there because I want to [...]

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