“Bloody hell! What the *&5#! did just landed on my cutie top? I mean I have spended all day just to make myself look fabulous. I think I’ll have this eewy thing removed in a whip wham of time!”
-Reaction ni Inday nung natalsikan sya ng mantika habang nagluluto ng tilapia
Posts from ‘September, 2007’
From Fab to being Annoyed
Bohol Beach Club
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Searching online for a place to stay in Bohol, I looked at a bunch of pictures for resorts located in Panglao Island. I also looked for a Map of Panglao Island to look for mountains as i know that any mountain near the shore will result to a narrow beach and the depth of the [...]
Fine Dining
Sa resto:
Waiter: Ano po order nila Ma’am?
Amo: Yung Fried chicken meal lang. Ikaw Inday, ano sayo?
Inday: I would like to partake of a dish of sauteed pork and chicken, boiled in thick essence of soy and cane extracts with copious amount of garlic, onion and laurel, sprinkled generously with fine spices and served with a [...]
Budget this Pay Day
P500- G-Plan (Globe Postpaid Subscription)
P1800- Glutathione tablet
P600- Olay Total Effects
P1500- Crocs
P2000- Mom
P5000- Shopping
P7500- Lacoste Sneakers
P1000- Belo Essentials
-Bina-budget ni Inday ang sweldo nya
Inday’s Essentials
Amo 1: Inday ano gamit mo sa katawan ang kinis mo kasi e?
Amo 2: Siguro gumagamit ka ng papaya…?
Amo 1: Baka naman kalamansi?
Inday: No!
“Only Belo touches my skin, who touches yours?”
-Lupet!
Inday Cries out
Don’t limit my capacity to the four corners of this luxurious abode. Expose me to the real challenges of the outside world coz I want to grow as an individual with dynamic experiences!
-Inday nagrereklamo dahil ayaw syang isama ng amo nya sa Enchanted Kingdom!
Inday on Camille Prats
Premarital sex may breed unplanned pregnancies, broken families, irresponsible parents and societal complications. It’s chaotic.
-Comment ni Inday sa pagbubuntis ni Camille Prats
Inday’s Sapience
“Taking hydrochloride methampatamine is not the panacea to the malady of the society. We should ply harder in order to have a better living. Otherwise, we will be gradually immersed deeper and deeper into tribulations.”
-Payo ni Inday sa adik ng napadaan sa Tondo para mamalengke
Inday vs. Holdaper
“I pity you for you have degarded your very own pride and dignity by resorting to this despicable behavior just for wealth and I hope that one day you will realize that you should not use humans as means of your ends. As what the the great philosopher Kant uttered, “Treat a man as an [...]
Inday’s Agony
Nurture others with positive, truthful words, not words that hurt. It doesn’t cost anything to do so. But mean what you say and say what you mean. Do it everyday. This is one of the most obvious qualities of the most beloved people. If you cannot be generous financially, at least be generous with your [...]
