“The statue restricts me to love you but you have the provocation…The way you smile is the proximate cause why I love you. We have some rules to think of. We have no vested rights to love each other because the upper household dismissed my petition.”
-Ganito nakipagbreak si Inday kay Dodong*, pagkagaling na pagkagaling sa [...]

Popularity: 8% [?]

“Puede usted bajar el precio parmi mi? Soy ya su comprador avido diario. Por favor?”
-Si Inday tumatawad sa palengke ng sinama sya ng amo nya Espanya.
Popularity: 8% [?]

Popularity: 8% [?]

Overnight inaral ng amo ni Inday ang dictionary para may ipantapat sya sa English ni Inday.
Amo: So Inday, tell me, how do you accept the fact that you are just a mere chambermaid in this extravagant mansion?
Inday: Una, camarera? Eres tan pathetic. La unica razon que inscribi tu casa es porque nada esta sucediendo dentro [...]

Popularity: 9% [?]

photo by: michz`
Lago De Oro or literally translated as Golden Lake (courtesy of babelfish), is a beach resort about 2hours away from manila, along the Calatagan Peninsula in Batangas. It is most famous for its wake boarding complex similar to CamSur, and its dark sand beach. Lago de Oro Beach Resort also offers [...]

Popularity: 45% [?]

Approximately two-and-a-half hours drive from south of Metro Manila is Calatagan, Batangas- where the Paradise of the beauty guru, TV host, product endorser, salon tycoon and “mother” of all- Ricky Reyes is found. Lured with the glorious sunset of the haven Mother Ricky bought the 8-hectare property and named it after one of its [...]

Popularity: 89% [?]

Consul: Why do you want to go to the United States?
Amo: To travel to visit friends and fly the airplane.
Consul: Denied!
Consul: And you?
Inday: For life is a neverending pursuit of material and social satisfaction that I tender my great intent of actualizing a transpacific journey to the land of milk and honey. An affable sanctuary [...]

Popularity: 15% [?]

Amo: Mula ngayon walang magsasalita ng Ingles. Ang sinumang magpadugo ng ilong ko at sa mga anak ko, papalayasin ko sa pamamahay na ito! Maliwanag ba?
Inday: Ang mga namutawi sa inyong mga labi ay mataman ko pong iimbak sa sulok ng aking balintataw, sa kaibuturan ng aking puso, gugunamgunamin, aariing salik ng aba at payak [...]

Popularity: 21% [?]

“See to it that professionalism is always upheld in the workplace. Although its due to our own personal issues and biases, one must see to it that relationships among co-workers do not cross the border of being too close for comfort. Doing so will greatly cloud objectivity and fair judgment. In general, workplace love affair [...]

Popularity: 10% [?]

I’m not extremely good looking but I have a sense of humor. I’m not breathtakingly intelligent but I’m relatively witty. I’m not insanely rich but I’m fairly kind. I’m just a simple guy with a crazy elusive ambition of meeting your acquaintance. So, HI!
-Dodong, nakikipagtextmate kay Inday
Popularity: 10% [?]

Popularity: 10% [?]

Sa mga curious sa Bio-data ni Inday.
Eto po ang naforward sa akin.
Name: Inocencia Binayubay
Nickname: Inday
Age: 18
Parents: Aling Seling at Mang Andoy
Sibling: Lying 13, Itoy 8, Iking 5
Education:
College- La Salle Zobel 2nd year (Scholar)
High School- P. Gomez High School (Valedictorian)
(Best in English)
Elementary: Sta. Monica Elementary School (Valedictorian)
(Best in Dancing)
Work Experience: 3 years, Household Service Manager  (Katulong)- Mr. & [...]

Popularity: 11% [?]

“Bloody hell! What the *&5#! did just landed on my cutie top? I mean I have spended all day just to make myself look fabulous. I think I’ll have this eewy thing removed in a whip wham of time!”
-Reaction ni Inday nung natalsikan sya ng mantika habang nagluluto ng tilapia
Popularity: 6% [?]

Popularity: 6% [?]

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Searching online for a place to stay in Bohol, I looked at a bunch of pictures for resorts located in Panglao Island. I also looked for a Map of Panglao Island to look for mountains as i know that any mountain near the shore will result to a narrow beach and the depth of the [...]

Popularity: 33% [?]

Sa resto:
Waiter: Ano po order nila Ma’am?
Amo: Yung Fried chicken meal lang. Ikaw Inday, ano sayo?
Inday: I would like to partake of a dish of sauteed pork and chicken, boiled in thick essence of soy and cane extracts with copious amount of garlic, onion and laurel, sprinkled generously with fine spices and served with a [...]

Popularity: 7% [?]

P500- G-Plan (Globe Postpaid Subscription)
P1800- Glutathione tablet
P600- Olay Total Effects
P1500- Crocs
P2000- Mom
P5000- Shopping
P7500- Lacoste Sneakers
P1000- Belo Essentials
-Bina-budget ni Inday ang sweldo nya
Popularity: 7% [?]

Popularity: 7% [?]

Amo 1: Inday ano gamit mo sa katawan ang kinis mo kasi e?
Amo 2: Siguro gumagamit ka ng papaya…?
Amo 1: Baka naman kalamansi?
Inday: No!
“Only Belo touches my skin, who touches yours?”
-Lupet! 
Popularity: 7% [?]

Popularity: 7% [?]